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This toy is one of the best value products I've ever gotten. I absolutely love the experience and I think the price point is fair for what you get.

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This is a unique toy that's unlike anything I've ever seen before. I found that it was perfect for me, but it might not be perfect for people with different bodies. Read the full review to find out if this toy is for you, but it is DEFINITELY for me.

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The Lovense Lush Mini is the perfect investment for long distance couples, so you can keep squirting when your partner's not there to shove a load in you. Writing this review made me horny, just imagine what the toy feels like when it's actually inside you. Just some food for thought!

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It's disappointing that the Moany Dick arrived defective, as we aim to provide thorough, hands-on reviews of every product we evaluate. While the poorly sealed silicone-ABS joint could be attributed to a factory defect, the issues with the thin material and weak motor are far more concerning. These flaws are not isolated incidents but rather fundamental design oversights that compromise not only the toy’s comfort but its safety and functionality as well. As a result, the Moany Dick falls short of meeting even basic standards for usability and reliability. Unfortunately, I cannot recommend this product, as it was unable to be fully tested due to these critical issues. Given these significant shortcomings, I must rate the Cliterature Moany Dick a 0/10

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This powerful A-spot tool is perfect for reaching internally and simultaneously giving G-spot and clitoral stimulation. It's app-enabled and has 8 powerful settings to choose from. Waterproof and USB rechargeable, this body-safe toy was one I was excited to review!

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The Pleasure Island Fingering Rose is a bold and creative take on dual stimulation, with intuitive controls, a waterproof build, and a playful design that makes it fun to experiment with suction and internal motion. It isn’t flawless; the finger joint can pinch, the lack of a true power button interrupts the flow, and the telescopic motor is a bit noisy, but it still delivers an enjoyable, versatile experience. Where it stumbles hardest is the price. At $150 USD, it sits far above identical toys on the market that cost $60 USD or less. The clever book-style packaging is charming, but not enough to justify a $90 premium. Unless you’re specifically collecting for novelty, it’s difficult to recommend at full price when more budget-friendly options perform just as well.

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The Great Gaspy is ambitious, combining thrusting action with dual vibrations for a multi-sensory experience, but its potential is undermined by mechanical and structural flaws. The half-inch telescopic motion paired with the vibrations in the shaft and rabbit ears can feel genuinely pleasurable when everything works—but the thrusting motor frequently locks up under resistance, and the weak construction at the tip makes removal feel tense and uncertain. The married controls for vibration and thrusting further limit customization, leaving the toy less versatile than it initially promises. That said, the toy has redeeming qualities. The soft silicone makes insertion smooth, the buttons are easy to navigate, and the rabbit ears deliver satisfying external stimulation. It’s also quiet and easy to clean, with non-porous surfaces that rinse off effortlessly. Still, these positives aren’t enough to outweigh the inconsistency and design limitations. For those who value reliability and control, the Great Gaspy feels more like a playful conversation starter than a truly dependable addition to a toy collection. ​

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The Anna Karenicum isn’t a terrible toy, but it doesn’t stand up to the cost. Its whale-inspired design is cute, the controls are user-friendly, and the pulsations are strong, but the flaws are too big to overlook. With only IPX5 water resistance, limited sensations, and a reliance on packaging to create a sense of luxury, it falls short of expectations. At $126 USD when nearly identical options exist for half the price, I can’t recommend it. This one feels like more style than substance. ​

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TL;DR: Lovense is an amazing brand and I think this is probably my second favorite toy out of all 7 that I own. A mainstay. Get this and you won't be disappointed. The 4.43 rating is lower than it should be, I just think that basically all sex toys should be cleaned, so the "easy to clean" score brings it down a little bit unfortunately. But overall, this is definitely a 10/10 toy for me! The full price of $239 might be a little tough for casual users to justify, but I've consistently owned each Lovense toy for 3+ years before they've ever had a problem (if they do end up having a problem), so they do hold up to intense usage. But if you're able to snag it while it's on sale (Lovense also has many frequent sales on their website), then it's super duper worth it.

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The Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher isn’t just a toy, it’s an experience. It takes something that’s usually fiddly and utilitarian, like refilling a syringe mid-scene, and replaces it with a gadget that keeps you immersed in the fantasy. The sleek design and whisper-quiet motor make it feel more like a kinky accessory than a piece of lab equipment, and the app control adds a wicked layer of unpredictability that manual methods can’t touch. That said, it’s not without quirks. The shot size is playful and rhythmic rather than overwhelming, which works brilliantly for edging and teasing but doesn’t quite deliver that one-and-done soaking that syringes excel at. Cleanup is straightforward, charging is painless, and honestly, I loved how much thought clearly went into making this feel intuitive to use both with and without a machine. My only real wish is for more control over flow intensity, because sometimes you want a light drizzle and sometimes you want a full-on storm. All in all, it’s a clever, well-made device that knows what it wants to be: a teasing, immersive lube launcher that keeps the scene flowing smoothly. It may not replace syringes completely, but as part of a messy play toolbox, it shines.

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This cute toy is such a gem. You can literally massage your feet and back with it, too. Watch my full review!

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Love it. I can hardly wait to use it again! It's fairly quiet, small enough to keep anywhere, yet powerful enough to help you enjoy your time to the max. It's easy to pack away for travel, too. Overall, I'm extremely happy with this vibrator.

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My go to after learning how much cock rings benefit me. This toy has lasted a long time, but I may need to replace soon. I'm on the hunt for a similar cock ring to this one!

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If you're a fan of bees, pollination and flowers than put on your apiary suit and invite one of these bumbling beauties back to your hive! It's perfect for beginners that don't want a large toy or an overly intense one, and want to experience a different type of stimulation. It's capable of handle rain showers like a pro, is pretty affordable and absolutely adorable. Personally I'm ecstatic it's in my collection just for the sheer cuteness of it. Testing it on the initial charge it came with resulted in a slow burn build up rather than an exciting or fast finish, but that's not a bad thing! Perhaps it will have more buzz in its bonnet when it's fully charged, or it'll just remain the perfect little flower starter!

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I love this toy so much for such a cheap dildo. It's cost effect, aesthetically pleasing, fun to use and definitely is worth a try. I bought it just for the visual aspects of my play and was worried it wasn't going to live up to my expectations. But it was more than what I was after, and is a perfect starter toy to satiate your curiosity time and time again.

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Overall, I feel this toy is a very starter set for introductory anal players. I found the quality was great on the hyper allergenic side but was lacking in quality overall. The toy is very set in the way it bends, and this can cause problems while playing and also can be helpful in some ways. This toy has not been released to the public yet and I could not find any prices. From my personal option, this toy should be budget-friendly or affordable at max. The quality of the toy and the packaging do not indicate this toy should be worth more. I do not recommend this toy for more advanced anal players and would say that this toy is sized more for beginners.

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